In that Christmas classic, which I have never seen, somebody says to George Bailey-"Nobody is a failure who has friends", which is why finally, after years of denial, I must admit I am a failure. Not that I don't have any friends, but look, I am a human being, a decently smart one, funny in a way, occasionally pay for my drinks, and listen to the comment section * chirp* *chirp*
And what is this, you ask? It's a f---ing horse. And it has thousands of comments, wishing it well. Now, I'll admit, Barbaro had quite a fall, and it's pretty amazing that he's back on his feet. Good for him. But you know why it bothers me that people are writing all these messages? HORSES CANT USE THE F___ING INTERNET!!!! It's about as useful as sending Mike Tyson a book.
Via deadspin
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